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the birds and the bees 

The euphonism your parents used when they told you about the hibbly-jibbly.
Last night I learned all about the birds and the bees.
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the birdbath

The act of stretching your scrotum into a bowl shape while in the shower with a woman, then filling it with water and having her get down on her knees and drink from it.
Bro, I totally made her drink from the birdbath in the shower this morning.
the birdbath by KeepItBasic March 28, 2010

birds and bees 

dad: hey.. son i think we should talk about the birds and bees

son: oh.. don't worry dad i learned it all from pornhub
raised middle finger. When you photograph someone, make him laugh by flipping him the bird and saying, "watch the birdie"
"watch the birdie" as in the above sentence
Birdie by Anonymous August 19, 2003

birdfood 

Bird food is a term used to describe a man with a small penis. The term gets it's name from a worm, which is commonly eaten bird food.
Ho mah gawd! That man had birdfood!
birdfood by Sharquanda December 11, 2007
A ship between two amazing people that go by the names of Birdie and Fontik on youtube.
It's one of the best ships out there.
Birdiedog shipper: Ugh, birdik is the worst ship ever! Birdie still loves Kittydog!
Birdik shipper: What did you just say?
Birdik by Winterless July 9, 2017