Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that Cancer Bag teacher, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.
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Get the tick bag mug.1. a really fat and unkempt woman a real cake eater
2. A really fat person that wears clothing that a
skinner more sexy person should be wearing.
3. Any really fat person that has control over their weight but choose to devour anything in their sights.
This could also be combined with the term a “wet bag of laundry” which in turn is a really fat person that is so fat that you can see all the dimples in their fat asses. Hence the term wet bag of laundry. This also many different variations like an old bag of laundry (a fat ass old person). Dirty bag of laundry (a homeless fat ass). A smelly bag of laundry (for fat people that have that fat person smell to them, you know kinda like a bag of laundry)
2. A really fat person that wears clothing that a
skinner more sexy person should be wearing.
3. Any really fat person that has control over their weight but choose to devour anything in their sights.
This could also be combined with the term a “wet bag of laundry” which in turn is a really fat person that is so fat that you can see all the dimples in their fat asses. Hence the term wet bag of laundry. This also many different variations like an old bag of laundry (a fat ass old person). Dirty bag of laundry (a homeless fat ass). A smelly bag of laundry (for fat people that have that fat person smell to them, you know kinda like a bag of laundry)
"man look at that bag of laundry"
"I went to the mall today and i saw this wet bag of laundry riding the escalator. when she got off she hauled her fat ass into a candy store for a treat"
"I was going to this movie yesterday and this dirty bag of laundry asked me for some spare change and a some cake"
"I went to the mall today and i saw this wet bag of laundry riding the escalator. when she got off she hauled her fat ass into a candy store for a treat"
"I was going to this movie yesterday and this dirty bag of laundry asked me for some spare change and a some cake"
by Gerry Edwards April 30, 2008
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Get the Douche Bag mug.best explained as a way to describe prissy faggot men (usually in their twenties) who work at Hot Topic and take way too much pride in their work ($170.03 per week).
These cellulites can usually be seen leaning on the sticker counter (arms crossed) loudly voicing opinionated insults at customers (commonly customers who don't live up to the tackiness status)
History: A word spawned from the the mouths Hot Topic empolyees in early 2008 used to describe the inbred tacky group of Hot Topic employees
These cellulites can usually be seen leaning on the sticker counter (arms crossed) loudly voicing opinionated insults at customers (commonly customers who don't live up to the tackiness status)
History: A word spawned from the the mouths Hot Topic empolyees in early 2008 used to describe the inbred tacky group of Hot Topic employees
Tacky H.T.E. : "Need help finding anything?"
Customer: "No, I'm just looking, thanks."
Tacky H.T.E. : (loudly) "You don't need to lie. Wandering around on a friday night with nothing to do, I know how it is, I know how it is. A new shirt might help."
H.T.E. : "Dude, you're a bag of dumb."
Tacky H.T.E. : "What?"
Customer: "If your dick's as scrawny as your arms, you're in trouble."
Customer: "No, I'm just looking, thanks."
Tacky H.T.E. : (loudly) "You don't need to lie. Wandering around on a friday night with nothing to do, I know how it is, I know how it is. A new shirt might help."
H.T.E. : "Dude, you're a bag of dumb."
Tacky H.T.E. : "What?"
Customer: "If your dick's as scrawny as your arms, you're in trouble."
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by Gabby Krause Foundation December 19, 2008
Get the Bags of Fun mug.An individual who displays an abnormal level of dick-like behavior that is equivalent to the accumulate quantity of dickness retained by a crowd of dicks filling up an official sized football stadium. The word 'bag' is merely a figure of speech and is not to be taken literally, as the amount of dickenss that a 'bag of dicks' exhibits far exceeds the limited space that a bag carries.
Dude I don't wanna go drinking with John tonight... last week he got so drunk he started a fight with the cashier over a penny, broke the door on his way out, and slapped a random guy in the face with a slim jim. He's a real bag of dicks!!!
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