Douche

Emma's boyfriend

Emma's boyfriend is a cracked up douche

by That_One_Bookworm February 8, 2020

Houdini Douche

That one douchebag who performs a douchey action then disappears leaving his friends to get

blamed for said douchbaggery

Tim included one of our supervisors in a gay group chat then Houdini Douched into his girlfriends vagina, he's the ultimate escape artist of douchebaggery

by kensobaby May 6, 2015

Douche monkey

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with

(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."

by Dalyena October 26, 2015

transitional douche

A man that easily flows from one woman to the other without hesitation

Greg and Trevor are just transitional douche with no conscience

by Gfndog May 7, 2015

Douche Nugget

An abrasive female. Typically bald or has unusually colorful hair. Septim pierced. Completely disrespectful. Intense and often times loud. Is usually wylin. Hard to contain and unpredictable.

Shania is a total douche nugget.

Shania, don't be such a douche nugget.

by Slizzlefish January 16, 2018

Lax Douche

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.

Me: Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?
The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.

Me: Bro, that's a bummer! He can eat shit.

by PDSuckswanker March 23, 2024

Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7

god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!

by Anonymous66888 November 22, 2010