road rules

God dang tree loving hippies that made this bullshit up so as their precious tree's dont get smashed in half by some crazy drunk driver.

Swedish (hippies) couple traving in the desert with 1 tree in sight. So they drove straight into it, out of ignorance to get the road speed limit reduced at the sacrafice of 1 tree to save many more

by "Ben"© July 16, 2003

Rule of wu

When food is left unattended for more than 20 minutes an individual can Enact the Rule Of Wu giving that individual the full authorization to eat the unattended food.

“I enact the rule of wu on the plate of food”

by Eugene1605 October 18, 2022

Rule 6925

If a guy smashes his dick suck it or bath in his milky cum or you could sell his semen at the Los polo's Herman's chicken shop

Chicken no rule 6925

by Chicken semen bacon mcflurry September 30, 2022

Rules for thee but not for me

Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.

A and B: *Pushes C*

C: *Pushes in self-defense*

A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"

B: "Yeah! Moron!"

C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"

A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"

B: "Haha n00b!"

C: "Rules for thee but not for me."

(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)

by Silicosis9324 May 12, 2024

Rule 34

a disgusting spam that ruined all of great communities

Rule 34 is... too disgusting I don't want to say

by Anonymous45314561 August 29, 2022

BowieD rule 34

This rule states that any person under the same nickname or similar nickname to 'BowieD' really exist in this world. These people are meant to serve as NPCs under the rule 34 in the society.

Why is he acting so weird? That's because his nickname is BowieD and he's forced to do the BowieD rule 34.

by LocoCZ February 21, 2023

The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)

Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!

by That bitch tree May 14, 2018