1. The self-indulgent, materialistic moment one has alone with their ultra-luxury vehicle. Usually a Bentley, but any six figure vehicle passes. 2. Any moment that while driving your ultra-luxury vehicle, women begin stalking you with their cars.
1. "I love the buttery soft upolstery. I bet I could stick my dick between the headrest and seat, and make myself cum."
2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."
2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010

by YourPersonalRaccoon July 26, 2022

when you find a cockroach in the car and you throw it on the road and it spins helplessly on the road
by person personnium August 23, 2023

A moment that is truly fucked up, insane, or just odd. A moment that gets you stuck in a choke mayhaps.
A: truly a banana moment when you shit yourself in the middle of performing in the band class.
B: ... WHAT THE FUCK.
B: ... WHAT THE FUCK.
by autism master March 16, 2024

A jazzy moment is when a stupid fucking idiot (mostly a woman/girl) is having an idiot moment where they're retarded, dumb, slow, annoying, you name it! But either way it results in being called a Jazzy Moment.
by Ghoiesti January 11, 2021

A colloquial expression used to describe a situation where someone (most likely a Russian), demonstrates a lapse in judgment, intelligence, or common sense. This term is based on a stereotype that has been perpetuated over time, characterizing Russians as foolish or intellectually dumb.
Liam: "Did you see that guy trying to parallel park? What a 'Russian moment' he had!"
Anna: "It was a 'Russian moment' indeed!"
Dimitri: "I was in such a hurry this morning that I put my shoes on the wrong feet."
Noah: "Yeah, It was a total 'Russian moment'!"
Anna: "It was a 'Russian moment' indeed!"
Dimitri: "I was in such a hurry this morning that I put my shoes on the wrong feet."
Noah: "Yeah, It was a total 'Russian moment'!"
by Madagaskar69 November 3, 2023
