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carribean meat missile

an unusually large black cock which can penentrate any woman of its choosing through force and or rape.
Look at the carribean meat missile.
Often shortened o meat missile or carribean. ie. he has a fuck off carribean
you dont have a meat missile.!
by GOD August 10, 2003
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Cambodian Meat-Puppet

Noun. Origins, Cambodia, during Nam don't ask....Traditional rite of passage (see also Cambodian Flesh Hoagie Rodeo, Only Grade D) When a Flacid penis is transformed into a marinade so that the urethra is slighty to extremely horizotally fixed into the oblong Cambodian Slit-EYE.
Exhibit A: I got a fever, and the only cure is the one and only Cambodian Meat-Puppet.
Exhibit B:
by Necron ? Perez September 14, 2009
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Barehanded Meat Grab

When a man grabs another mans penis without a glove or mesh knight hand cover.
My friend called this guy a faggot. The guy replied with,"If im a faggot then pull out your cock and I will grab it." So he pulls out his cock and the guy gives him a barehanded meat grab.
by Mandiggler November 13, 2009
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Smoke a meat cigar

by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010
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pound your meat

The pounding of your meat is considered the most intense form of masturbation that a male can achieve. Essentially you beat your meat so hard that the pure force of the motion creates a sound wave so powerful that it breaks the sound barriers. When trying to achieve this pure strength of wanking, it is advised to wear protective material such as glasses and gloves for there may be shrapnel.
Person 1:"Dude I can't sleep at night. It sounds like an airplane in your room. You've really gotta stop pounding your meat."
Person 2:"You're just jealous that you don't know how to pound your meat like me."
by anon1400/800 June 11, 2018
mugGet the pound your meatmug.

heated meat beater

When a girl gives a dry handjob.
Guy 1: My penis is so sore and irritated.
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!
by doobersmacker August 5, 2010
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metal meat curtains

she had two studs in each labea, giving her serious metal meat curtains
by Corpse\m/ December 14, 2010
mugGet the metal meat curtainsmug.

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