Noun. An individual who has conquered the art of being a douche bag. That individual now over sees a particular group, making sure those folks are always on the verge of punching him in the throat.
If the duke of douche-baggary doesn’t quit calling me a “Whacker” , I’m going to stop doing his job and making him look good on fire calls.
by Bigbrotherthuner August 13, 2018
Get the Duke of douche-baggary mug.PUNISHMENT RECEIVED WHEN ONE OF TWO PARTIES ASK FOR HELP IN ACCOMPLISHING A TASK, THAT BENIFITS BOTH PARTIES, BUT GETS DENIED. THE PARTY ASKING FOR HELP THEN CALLS DOUCHE PENALTY ON THE DENYING PARTY WHICH RESULTS IN THE FIRST PARTY NOT PERFORMING THE TASK FOR 20 MINUTES HOLDING THE SECOND PARTY TIME UP AT WORK.
PARTY ONE: HEY CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS SO WE BOTH CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!
by SHADOW BANDIT June 16, 2010
Get the DOUCHE PENALTY mug.(adj.) classification applied to a person, or group of persons, who intentionally exhibit behaviors and/or make statements without care for others. Several divisions of the "douche" exist. 1. Selfish douches, who act and speak with only concern for their own needs, desires, and wants; 2. Righteous douches, who believe their actions are sanctioned by a higher power; and 3. Retributive douches, who purposely act in such a way to inconvenience selfish and/or righteous douches.
That guy who parked in two spaces is a douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!
by jewellstudent February 28, 2014
Get the Douche mug.noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.
also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011
Get the douche shoot mug.Clinton is a douche-canary.
by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019
Get the douche-canary mug.A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.
by Qwertymanguy December 1, 2022
Get the typical Willies douche mug.Taken from a lyric of Manfred Mann's "Blinded By The Light". A revved up douche is a douche of a person who is 'revved up', i.e., acting particularly douchey; someone being extra rude, loud, over the top, etc.
To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.
To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.
"Did you see that revved up douche in the crowd?"
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"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"
See also:
"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"
by KillerNugget April 5, 2024
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