When the level and or frequency of alcohol consumption causes the effects of alcohol to become permanent.
Gomer: Eh yo! We gonna get wet brain this weekend?
Leroy: Hell ya buddy, wetter than a sea otters fur!
Leroy: Hell ya buddy, wetter than a sea otters fur!
by BugLamp August 6, 2023
Get the Wet Brainmug. When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...
Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'
by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021
Get the wet turtlemug. Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.
Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!
by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020
Get the West Virginia wet wipemug. The act of making Taylor Swift cum by slurping her juices up and shooting a stream of her grool directly at her clit.
by CourtingJester February 7, 2025
Get the wet splinkadoomug. Specifically used in the circles of marine biologists to define the effectiveness of a current data set.
That halibut sample is Greco wet
That halibut sample is Greco wet
by Schmeagler April 3, 2022
Get the Greco Wetmug. One who steps out the shower soaking wet, not attempting to dry off. Also leaves wet foot prints on tile or wood surfaces.
by Scampia July 5, 2019
Get the Wet Steppermug. by StupidGood March 30, 2024
Get the Florida wet wipemug.