Someone who is highly ineffectual, talks a big game, but produces no results and rides on the coat tails of others.
Our Boss Big Joe should have banged Nancy from accounting, God knows she needs a good boning, but he is either gay or has a Nerf Penis.
The harder I work, the fatter/lazier my co-worker Mark gets. He's a real Nerf Penis.
The harder I work, the fatter/lazier my co-worker Mark gets. He's a real Nerf Penis.
by Stoogin-Poogins August 12, 2006
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It means you aren't worthy to be the dick, your the wrinkle on a penis.
It means you aren't worthy to be the dick, your the wrinkle on a penis.
by Anizatt April 27, 2009
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A nose that is shaped like a penis and hangs off ones face, such as a penis does.
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A nose that is shaped like a penis and hangs off ones face, such as a penis does.
Guy 1: "Man, look at that guys penis nose!!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he looks like squidward from spongebob squarepants!!!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he looks like squidward from spongebob squarepants!!!!!"
by mukashakapaka July 4, 2006
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random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?
random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky
random guy: lol
random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky
random guy: lol
by WTFscarygameAAAAAAHHHHHHH! July 8, 2009
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by milli148 April 5, 2009
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