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seven year old sephora kid

skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude
by sucks to suck 🤑 February 21, 2024
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old clothes in a new machine, old clothes

Is a saying used to describe Someone who changes peer group or location and because of this now believes they are better than the company they used to keep
Your no better than us Smithy
As old clothes in a new machine remain, old clothes by the way mate !!
by Diffmehr February 23, 2024
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Old Swinford Hospital school

This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo

Yours faithfully,
shush
year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"
by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024
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YAOBW (yet another old bitter woman)

Y.a.o.b.w.
Today I got yelled by yaobw (yet another old bitter woman)
by Im42 February 26, 2024
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Olds

Enemy of dues burglars. Champion of the rank and file. A maniac wild man who is always right no matter the evidence to suggest otherwise.
Those workers got some Olds in them. No patience for the boss, the dues burglar, and they love to drank!
by NoLuxaryTooFine March 8, 2024
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Fatty Old

Geezer 1: “Just bagged a 3.5 fiddy from the plug
Geezer 2: “Blud that’s fatty old”
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