Sneak off pound off

The act of strategically leaving into another room, most often the bathroom, while your significant other is in the house to engage in an often thrilling, yet pathetic, session of masturbation.

Dan: Man, last night was close!

Chris: Why, what happened?

Dan: Brenda fell asleep early and I was all boned up, so I had to run to the bathroom to do the old sneak off pound off. Right after I was done, she knocked on the door because she had to shit.

Chris: Man, that's close!

by droopscrotty September 17, 2017

jog off

to fuck off
unlike the term to "jog on" to "jog off" makes sense

you owe a mate cash and he wants it back so he comes to you and wants to pick a fight,so you say: jog off

by skatergod January 30, 2008

Off the goop

A person who is looking clean , fashionable and atractive.

dang Andrea you looking kinda off the goop.

by coolhams0 October 24, 2019

poppin' off

to bust, blaze, fire, or shoot ones 'guns', usualy rapidly or violently, and often senslessly. Can also be used sexualy.

1.Yo, sum sh*t done popped off at Murder Ridge, I'm a go chick it out, see if one of our souljas was injured.

2. I woke up the neighbours by poppin' off at the target in my backyard last night.

by nVidia September 10, 2006

neckin off

to jerk the neck portion of the body like a penis

Jock robb grabbed his neck and began to neck off

by mike d October 20, 2003

off the chizain

me

me am off the chizain

by anonymous March 31, 2003

top it off

(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.

bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"

by dick May 29, 2004