You have a purpose on this earth. God looked at the earth and said that it needed you! You matter and Jesus loves you! Life with God is so much better. We all go through hard times but trust in the Lord for he will give you something better!
Friend: Do you know God?
Friend 2: Yeah God my lord and savior?
Friend: Yes!
Friend 2: I do know Him!
Friend: Ay me too!
Friend 3: No way me too!
Friend 2: Yeah God my lord and savior?
Friend: Yes!
Friend 2: I do know Him!
Friend: Ay me too!
Friend 3: No way me too!
by iloveGod58 June 24, 2021
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allow bad things to happen to good people ?
allow bad things to happen to good people ?
WHAT kind of "loving god"... 'makes' a creature (the MALE!) 'programmed' to pump "goo" out of itself several times a week ?? and no one around to CARE ??
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?
by michael foolsley April 25, 2022
Get the WHAT kind of "loving god"... mug.Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
by kboof May 23, 2018
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by Monkey's Dad February 17, 2021
Get the talent on loan from God mug.by dc da rizz god May 23, 2022
Get the dc da rizz god mug.The title given to the South Korean K-POP band BTS' visual and vocalist, Jin, after an Ireland researcher compared 648 faces from famous celebrities of modern era to the Bust of Greek God Zeus in the Rome Palazzo Altemps. It was revealed that there are physical resemblance between the sculpted representation of Zeus and Kim Seokjin. The neural network algorithm revealed the strong matching of lips, noses and eyebrows position between Kim Seokjin and Bust of greek god Zeus in Altemps. The Height and width ratios of their face match well together. Thus making him the 'Top male God Beauty of the World' which is the perfect embodiment of beauty.
"OMJ! I left my earphones"
"What is OMJ?"
"Oh My Jin!"
"LOL who is Jin and why are you inventing acronyms?"
"Karen, calm your tits! OMG is so 2020, I replaced it with Jin because he is literally the Top Male God Beauty"
"What is OMJ?"
"Oh My Jin!"
"LOL who is Jin and why are you inventing acronyms?"
"Karen, calm your tits! OMG is so 2020, I replaced it with Jin because he is literally the Top Male God Beauty"
by ArchiveOfJiNicknames February 5, 2021
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by Saint January 7, 2004
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