Face Fucking 

I dont understand these bunch of Millennials. All they do is walk around Face Fucking their phone!!

I dont understand these bunch of Millenials. All they do is walk around Face Fucking their phone!!

Face Fucking by will bitten December 7, 2019

Bleeping Fucking Shit

An odd combination to give the sense of censorship.

Joe: "Aw bleeping fucking shit I forgot my car keys"

John: "What why the 'bleeping' you already cussed?"

Joe: "Just sorta happened"

Bleeping Fucking Shit by Johnnycokran March 30, 2010

Ninja Fucking 

To fornicate a person, or being, without them knowing or noticing; Also slang for succesfully using the "date rape drug"

Example 1
Ninja Fucker: "That blind girl had a nice rack last night huh"

Random guy: "Word."

Ninja Fucker: "I ninja fucked the shit out of here"

Example 2

Girl 1: "Don't go to any parties at Will's house'

Girl 2: "Why not?"

Girl 1: "I heard Amanda got straight ninja fucked over there"

Example 3

Smoov-e: "I'm a Ninja Fucking master"

Ninja Fucking by DroBot January 14, 2011

bench fucking 

Much like bench racing (i.e. estimating how one's car will kick another's car's ass, based purely on horsepower and feel of said cars; often done while kickin' back a few brews with your bros), bench fucking includes, but is not limited to, drooling over/ogling a girl/woman and relating to your friends what you would do to her or whether you would even consider taking her out. Can also be used with innuendos (I'd like to check under her hood!)

Vinny: "Man, check out that fine honey over there!"
Pauly: "Damn son! I'd like to give her a pearl necklace and probe her holes!"
Tony: "You two need to quit bench fucking chicks and actually get some pussy!"

bench fucking by thejewishcarguy October 6, 2011

Cake Fucking

Fucking a cake

I.e. Trip (Dmmd)

Virus: Trip... You can't fuck a cake
Trip: Not with that attitude ;-)

Thus, Trip was proven guilty of cake fucking

Cake Fucking by PhoenixFire360 November 1, 2014

fake fucking 

To pleasure your lover only, not actually fucking. If you use a condom it isn't fake fucking

"You actually did Lisa last night?"

"Nah, she didn't want to risk having a child"

"So you were fake fucking?"

"We were, yes"

"You know you could have worn a condom right?"

"THAT LYING SLUT!!"

fake fucking by DigiFigiHigi April 15, 2015

amanda fucking palmer 

An extremely alcoholic drink cocktail consisting of a mix of lemonade, iced tea, and moonshine, in such proportions that when set to an open flame, the drink combusts. Best paired with Trout Heart.

"Dude, this Amanda Palmer is kicking my ass."
"Well, have you tried an Amanda Fucking Palmer?"
"Um..."
*Sets drink on fire*

"Holy shit. Gimme."

amanda fucking palmer by ZorkianStove August 4, 2015