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Good Morning & God Bless

Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.

It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
by kboof May 23, 2018
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God Knows I Tried

God knows I tried is best song to ever exist. It's by Lana Del Rey.
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn August 22, 2021
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calm down god damn

i what is said to people who don't even have to calm down,
which is what makes it so funny to see the looks on their faces
Joe: "Nice shot Fred!"
Fred: " " Calm down god damn"
Fred: " Shut the fuck up!"
by THe Artist of Weird Songs October 4, 2009
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dc da rizz god

by dc da rizz god May 23, 2022
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talent on loan from God

What Rush Limbaugh claimed to possess. Which says everything anyone will ever need, or want, to know about him.
"I have talent on loan from God."
by Monkey's Dad February 17, 2021
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Top Male God Beauty

The title given to the South Korean K-POP band BTS' visual and vocalist, Jin, after an Ireland researcher compared 648 faces from famous celebrities of modern era to the Bust of Greek God Zeus in the Rome Palazzo Altemps. It was revealed that there are physical resemblance between the sculpted representation of Zeus and Kim Seokjin. The neural network algorithm revealed the strong matching of lips, noses and eyebrows position between Kim Seokjin and Bust of greek god Zeus in Altemps. The Height and width ratios of their face match well together. Thus making him the 'Top male God Beauty of the World' which is the perfect embodiment of beauty.
"OMJ! I left my earphones"

"What is OMJ?"

"Oh My Jin!"

"LOL who is Jin and why are you inventing acronyms?"

"Karen, calm your tits! OMG is so 2020, I replaced it with Jin because he is literally the Top Male God Beauty"
by ArchiveOfJiNicknames February 5, 2021
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re-god damn-diculous

The wing on that Honda Civic is re-god damn-diculous
by Saint January 7, 2004
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