sour penis syndrome

It is a debilitating condition that affects some of the population. If your penis tastes sour then you have the sour penis syndrome. Most people with the sour penis syndrome do not realise it, but subconciously are extra grouchy because they know nobody will suck such a sour penis. Do not try to suck a penis of someone with sour penis syndronem, it is very sour and you will regret it for days. You cannot cure the sour penis syndrome but some topical treatment with sweet condiments may temporarily allow others to suck on the sour penis without too much hassle, a few seconds at a time. It is not recommended to do this often with the same partner because they can get fat from all the sugar.

- Jeez, Fred's really bein a dick to me today
- Take it easy on him, he has the sour penis syndrome
- Aww man, that's horrible

- Shit, the doc's saying I've got the sour penis syndrome

by htmlcoderexe April 20, 2020

Gilded Asshole Syndrome

A fairly common syndrome, one that is worldwide, seen in some wealthy folks who, despite having anything they want at their fingertips, are still insufferable assholes.

Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donald’s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

can't be arsed syndrome

Suffering from can't be arsed syndrome means you can't be arsed to do anything. A general lack of motivation to do basic tasks. Taking it easy. Avoiding heavy work. Finding day to day tasks cumbersome. Used in an specific instance as an out of the ordinary day for someone who is usually hard working.

dude 1: I am suffering from can't be arsed syndrome today.

dude 2: Why? What's up?

dude 1: I just have no motivation.

dude 2: Are you tired?

dude 1: Not really. I just can't be arsed today.

dude 2: I know what you mean.

by mynameispaulie October 15, 2010

Lost Car Syndrome

A condition where the owner of a vehicle allows an acquaintance (usually the other half of a drug-fueled one-night stand) to drive their vehicle, but stops answering text messages. The owner then reports the car stolen in an attempt to find their car, but conveniently omits the embarrassing details when talking to the police.

So I met this chick at the casino last night and we smoked a ton of meth. I borrowed her car for ten minutes when she got Lost Car Syndrome and reported it stolen.

by Jesus loves O-town June 12, 2022

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is a made-up syndrome used to refer to kindergarteners who like unfunny and stupid.

You see that unfunny kid?
Yea i do He has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

by toasterman332 August 25, 2023

Marie Antoinette Syndrome

When someone in the ruling class has everything they need and is oblivious to the fact that many of the common people are suffering from a lack of basic necessities

When Marie Antoinette was told that the peasants were starving and didn't even have bread she responded "Let them Eat Cake!"

John Boehner and Mitch McConnell represent classic cases of Marie Antoinette Syndrome, their Congressional Health Care plans provide them with the best Health Care in the world, but they have fought against making health care available to the masses, appearantly unconcerned that thousands of Americans die every year because they can't afford basic health care.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 7, 2010

Butters girl syndrome

An ugly aggressive girl. Not so dissimilar from small man syndrome however the subject is female and butters (ugly).

Duncan: 'why is Sinead being such an abbrasive twat'

Nathan: 'She has obviously got butters girl syndrome'

by willywonka76 November 21, 2011