National Short King Day

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.

Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”

by Poppasmoke April 16, 2023

burger king chicken fries

Breaded, crispy white meat chicken perfect for eating the best meal you've had in your life

I love burger king chicken fries.

by Burger King chicken fries December 9, 2022

Monkey like King Kong

Refers to thick hair in pubic area; unshaven sex organs.

She had a monkey like King Kong, dude she needs to shave.

You need to shave the pub'z on your monkey, it looks like King Kong in your pants.

by QC Inspector #30 April 10, 2009

King K Rool

*Definiton Varies in Context*

1) Lower than Cruel, as in King Cruel

2) King K. Rool, the green lizard from the Donkey Kong series

3) Big and nasty, see cruel

1) Fuck, i just got clobbered by King K Rool! i'm gunna get him!

2) King K Rool: Sometimes i wonder... Do i want this?

3) There come Cruel, then comes King Cruel. Get it?

by your best idiot March 26, 2010

Burger King Foot Fetish

A fetish where you are attracted to feet, but only feet that are in a plastic bin of lettuce.

Did you know Mike had a Burger King Foot Fetish?

by LittleRune April 10, 2020

Martin Luther King Jr.

Real Name: Michael Lewis King Jr.

Born: January 15, 1929

Died: April 4, 1968 (39 years old)

WHAT SCHOOL WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE: A great guy who devoted his entire life to stopping discrimination against colored people before he got shot by some asshole.

REALITY: An unfaithful cheater who took pleasure in watching his friends rape women. He may have been a communist as well, although that's been up in the air for awhile.

Martin Luther King Jr. was not the hero that everyone makes him out to be.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

Kings Norton girls school

Ahh, kings Norton girls skl (school), a skl where 75% of the school are lesbian, 23% are all in the toilets smoking n stealing from primark while the 2% are complete wierdos. There is a girl in year 8 whose hygiene level is -8383 ( if that's possible) but she has the most clearest skin IV ever seen. The fights n drama here are dead and all the teachers are in a mood 24/7. Plus it is the most racists skl I have ever seen. So please parents or carers, if you want ur child here, sorry but I wouldn't recommend this skl. Thank you.

Lili: why did u push me? Did I ever touch you?
Mimi: leave me alone (*while crying n running away*) leave me aloneee
Teacher: WhY Is EvErYoNe FiGhTiNg?
Ppl:kings Norton girls school is next to knbs

by Some1 in kngs February 6, 2020