doot doot bear

cute
fluffy
sometimes aggressive

DOOT DOOT BEAR DONT CHEW ON THE CURTAINS

by dotdotthetatertot May 2, 2018

Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the death with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.

Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....

by Itellfactsandyouwilllistennow May 26, 2022

Jadey bear

Jadey bear means a poo head, that gives off a pungent smell of poo

Usually the case when got diarrhoea

Yo I think there got jadey bear for sure

by friedchoppa November 23, 2018

Pooh Bearing

Getting high while watching disney movies

"Dude I was totally pooh bearing it last night while watching Ariel."

by Gerbooty May 5, 2015

golli bear

A man who lives on top of apache pizza Pearse street, loves a few cans and snorts a fuck ton. Fellas whacked

Dylan's mackeys dad is a golli bear

by Golli bear lover lad April 24, 2018

big bear

A tall 6 foot guy who plays football, squats 365 and never fails to make you laugh. He will care for a girl with all of his heart and never give up on her. He has a mullet and hates cliff, cliff cant fucking lift correctly.

big bear squats 365

by Jim Steiner August 13, 2021

Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.

Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).

by Little bear baby August 16, 2025