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hock your hole

Johnny: I really want that new PlayStation 4 but I'm flat broke.
James: Well you better go down the corner and hock your hole then.
by Tricky1979 February 12, 2017
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Hang my holes

2 dicks in a vagina and 2 in the asshole
by Rdrrfvgvgvggg February 10, 2017
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flaccid arse hole

Used by young people in the UK to describe the action of workers of the Royal Mail postage service of the UK being lazy and greedy. This term refers to the expression below, showing how little people like how bad their postage services are.
They charged me 16 quid extra for my Mr Beast merch. They can shove their stamping machines up their flaccid arse hole.
by JohnnoJohnson December 4, 2020
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iowa crinkle hole

Shoving a whole corn cob up an anus.
Hey Brian, I totally Iowa Crinkle Holed your mom last night.
by Handlebar Jim December 9, 2020
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glazed booty hole

A booty hole that has been glazed with semem
Dude, I had a 3 hour anal sesh with my homie Justin last night and I left him with a glazed booty hole.
by D4V1NC1 September 25, 2021
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fling hole machine

person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily
by theanonymouspanda August 8, 2012
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18 hole flu

A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.
"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."

"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."
by mcb1971 September 4, 2013
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