Phone Fart

A phone fart is when you (or the person on the other line) accidentally hits one of the number keys on his/her phone, resulting in a jarring high pitched noise that assaults the ears of both parties.

I hung up on Ben after he phone farted like five times. My ears are ringing!!!

by Clarin June 18, 2009

Fart Equator

When you fart and the warmth of the fart rises, and sometimes you might even feel a fart bubble travel up your back.

Ooo, the fart equator was a weird feeling, with the bubble and all

by TheBigCheeseyNipple November 3, 2009

fart raped

When a woman sits just right and farts, the gas from her anus pushes up her vagina. Raping her by the fart gas.

While Sally sat in math class she was raped by her fart. This is being raped by your fart or fart raped.

by Fit em May 6, 2018

Cricket Fart

The kind of knock your socks off, stuff a tamp in your nose, cumin saturated, air biscuit that makes you wonder how something so powerful came out of someone so small.

Jesus Christ, do you smell that cricket fart? Keep it in your pants Kiki.

by TwatMuffaleta September 23, 2016

Farting Cheddar

To have an excess of money, and spend it wastefully.

He won the lottery and bought 60 cars, he's pretty much just farting cheddar at this point.

by Dr. BANE November 24, 2010

Pressure Fart

1. uncontrollable flatulence produced by the onset of a full bladder.
2. when the pressure in your full bladder causes you to physically lose control of your farts.

Dude, quit stinking up the car!
Sorry man, I have to pee so bad that it's causing me to pressure fart.

by beechbum April 16, 2011

vagina fart

The occurence in which one female procures a bodily gas from there pussy

yo, that girl just vagina farted!!!!!!!!

by Peepee LongCocc May 7, 2019