Blastoise, it's party time

The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).

You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!

by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

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Green Bastard

After consuming half of your Mickeys 40 oz malt liquor, proceed to fill what remains with mountain dew. It is most commonly consumed by stoned college students.

Bill: Hey Fred do you wanna get fucked off of some green bastards maybe roll a six paper joint tonight? i know i sure do!

Fred: Are you kidding me? only stoned, barefoot, patchoulie smelling, trey anastasio groupies drink that shit?

by smoke tough mcgee toker puff November 22, 2011

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Blastoising

When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.

We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.

by MisterF15ter May 21, 2018

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Big Bad Bastard

Someone who does not know how to make up a definition for words.
Yes im talking to you whoever it is that writes those stupid definitions.

You're okay at writing definitions at least your not a Big Bad Bastard.

by Repercussions September 22, 2006

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Slag Blaster

A cigarette that is asked for. A bummed cigarette or cigar.

When bumming a cigarette, the sentence would be, "Say can I have a 'Slag Blaster?'" It just describes the experience for people who do not need to be smoking in the first pace.

by Slam aXe June 29, 2009

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