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Deez Nuts

an overused vine that has since become obscure
Person 1: Hey I got you a package

Person 2: Of what?

Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!

Person 2: -_-
by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016
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nut brush

When you nut in a girls mouth and she uses your dick to brush the cum on her teeth
After I finished fucking her, I nutted in her mouth and she started nut brushing me.
by S.A.I (Stupid Ass Indian) October 30, 2018
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empty nut

When you nut, but don't care. It's almost like you didn't nut at all.
I'm so tired, I don't even care to masturbate. It will just be an empty nut.
by goyo April 18, 2018
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Sipple Nut

When you nut and it’s a combination of blood and cum.
Man 1: Hey dude your bitch drank my sipple nut last night.
Man 2: Yo WTF!
by Sipplenut March 2, 2021
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feminine nut

when your a girl and you see something beautiful are just so satisfying and you just nut
do you ever just watch those videos of people doing makeup on instagram and have a feminine nut??
by The Best Def Writter July 7, 2017
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nut graf

Often the second paragraph in a feature news story, it is referred to as such because after the first line (or lead), you have to bust your balls to get the rest of the story out.
A: Hey how's that story on that suspicious white van coming along?
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.
by captain banana trousers January 16, 2017
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Nut shrubber

A person (possibly animals, too, such as squirrels) who finds sexual gratification from rubbing their face on a bristly nut sack.
Alvin, a true nut shrubber, turns down the Goldbond cream, even when his cheeks and chin are chaffed.
by Pusstache October 21, 2013
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