Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.

Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!

by ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡🅱🅰- July 24, 2024

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Wet Vacuum

A blow job so sloppy and intense that it leaves you a quivering mess, and just when you think it’s over, she keeps sucking until she’s drained your soul out of your dick and cleaned up every last drop.

After that wet vacuum, I’m convinced she could clean up a flood and still leave me wondering where my will to live went!

by CristinBurnsInHell September 29, 2024

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Keep It Wet

A versatile phrase used in different contexts:

1. Mainly used amongst men friend groups A phrase used when parting ways with a close friend, meaning to stay smooth confident, and maintaining an aura that attracts the most desirable. Basically to keep getting hoes!

2. When used towards a woman: A statement of affirmation or advice to a friend, sometimes used when parting ways, reminding them to recognize her worth and engage with someone who keeps her fulfilled both emotionally and physically.

Typically used by people in the Dallas-Fort Worth and other parts of Texas and south.

Exampled (Men):
Jay: “I’m out, bro. Hit me later.”
Dre: “For sure. Keep it wet out here.”
Jay: “You know I got this.”

Example (Women):
Lila: “Girl, I don’t know if he’s even worth my time anymore.”
Kia: “bitch you only get one life. Stop tripping on him. Keep it wet.

by Mark Saucer January 14, 2025

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