Coconut balls

When a man's (nutsack,jewels,balls) are so huge and hairy,and his dick is so small in lengh and width.That his dick seems to hide in between them.

Guy:I wanna lick you from the inside out.
Girl:Oh yeah, I want your dick in me too, thrusting in and out making me cum all over your face!
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl:Yeah baby..
Guy:Okay then.
"Guy unzips pants"
Girl:oh yeahh I bet your shaft will break me in two!!!
"Guy pulls his huge balls and tiny shaft out"
Girl:Where's your dick? Is it hiding in between those coconut balls?
Guy: Yeah, and I bet you want every bit of it!
Girl uhmm hell no, I think you need some viagra, and a ball reduction.

by ursexfiend August 22, 2011

balls on the walls

A better and more efficient way or say both "I swear to god" and "By the way" Basically it's a super phrase here to kick a** and take names.

Suzie: Babeeeeee take out the trasshhhhhh!
"Babe": Balls on the walls Suzie I'm five seconds away from leaving you for your hotter sister.

Chuck: Dude! Balls on the walls your shoes are fabulous.
"Dude": Because you said it like that it made me secure with my choice to be your friend and I now feel like I am overall a better person for being in your presence. I love you.

by Lindseythinksthiswillspread August 1, 2011

Cooch Ball

When your vaginal area has been been so torn up, it is swolen and appears as a ball between the legs

Matt: Damn taylor, you must be a slut!

Taylor: Why do you say that?

Matt: You have a huge cooch ball

by Fuck Head! April 3, 2009

Ball-Cock

(noun) A strange and rare condition where the affected has one large sac and testicle in place of a penis. Always coupled with Penis-Nuts.
See Penis-Nuts.

a: I saw Martin showering in the locker room today. that ball-cock really freaks me out.
b: I know, it's just not natural.
a: Makes you wonder, when he gets a boner, is it in the penis-nuts or the ball-cock?
b: Truly one of life's mysteries.

by kevcoch January 28, 2008

gay as balls

Originally the term "gay as balls" had a very different meaning and was used to describe an event who's gaiety matched those of formal balls (dance).

I hear Florence's lawn party was gay as balls.

by Ballroom Queeny January 14, 2011

Happy Ball

A corny and pointless practice where people say things that are overly happy or untrue to make others feel better. Basically it's trying to encourage people in a really stupid way, or if they have no hope of succeeding. Someone who does this is said to be "playing Happy Ball".

"If you believe, you can achieve!"
"Always try your best, and most importantly, have fun!"

Guy 1: Everybody's a winner!
Guy 2: Yo stop playing happy ball.

by Selo June 17, 2008

Low-balled

When you surprise someone with an unexpected and undesirable result.

"You low-balled me!!"

Jim the Builder was in a program. He was caught drinking at the program. He was allowed to continue in the program for two days but we were secretly planning to can him. After two days, we dismissed him. He said, "Hey, you low-balled me!!"

by Jim the Builder October 29, 2009