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Projectile Nut

When you ejaculate at such a velocity it leaves a dent in the wall on the other side of the room.
Chadwick: my tinderella just sent me a meme so good that I just projectile nutted
Bradley: as they say, 'litfam'
by ManMemes January 16, 2019
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nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.
Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM
by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018
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Bunky Nuts

the point at which time while urinating the smell of your balls is clearly palpable
Storm: man when i just took a piss....
Dave:What fuckin' bunky nuts fool?
by Dave and storm March 4, 2009
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Numb nuts

A light word for calling someone a fucktard.
Person 1: "Bill is a numb nuts"
Person 2: "why"
Person 1: "because he for got his phone at the pub"
by Death_ray_dan May 9, 2014
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Crust Nut

When a girl leaves a guys cum inside of her anus and/or vagina and lets it sit until it dries up.
“I heard Sidney kept the crust nutbut in her for a week without showering
by Marky’s Funky Bunch May 5, 2018
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Ugandan Nut

Used to define a greater-than-normal sized right testicle.
Ugandans are very well known around the earth as being the ones with large private organs. Thus, it was not suprising when Dr. Finchley-Read Esq came back to England and coined the famous phrase "As big as a Ugandan Nut".
Naturally, Finchley-Read meant the private organs, but the expression became well known around the country, and thus as it was said in the then distinct social classes, its original meaning was quickly forgotten (on purpose or not, it shall never be known).
It wasnt until the discovery of Finchley-Read Esq.'s diaries that the expression was brought back to life. People felt embarassed.
When using this expression (the original expression), one must used the expression at the beginning of the phrase i.e:

"CHARLOTTE YOU UGANDAN NUT! What are you doing? You are meant to use it differently! It hurts!"
by Grammanzi November 1, 2012
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nuts ridiculoso

Used informally to refer to something or some situation that is egregious. It is a combination of the exclamation "nuts" and the adjective ridiculous.
$46.50 for a stack of colored paper? That's nuts ridiculoso!

This is nuts ridiculoso! I got a ticket and the car was only there for three minutes!
by natcrazz January 17, 2011
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