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monkey foozle

The art to foozle (fuck) or masterbate inside of. Or to shove something in or up a monkey!!
"have u ever done a monkey foozle"??

"NO!! i will tomorrow"
by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005
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Monkey on a bicycle

An inconspicuous phrase that gets one out of dangerous situations.
Avalon: (walking down a dark ally, probly on some sort of pill, and most likley (scratch that definitely LIKLEY) stumbling to her car. She see's a guy in the corner (most likley a black guy..this is la) He starts to brisk walk towerd her.

Avalon: (Starts to shout, then begins to scream and cry...probably very dramitcally)DEAR GOD, MONKEY ON A BICYCLE!!! MONKEY ON A BICYCLE...MONKEY ON A FUCKING BICYCLE.

Ally guy(probably black):Um, Mam?. You dropped your wallet.

Avalon:KICK TO THE SHINS!!! Begins to wabble away.
by Trisha Kay October 27, 2007
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follow the monkeys

Slang for smoking crack. Used for saying you smoked crack while not wanting to draw attention to yourself.
Crackhead: I was following the monkeys all night.
Crackwhore: I follow the monkeys everynight!
by dustinvk July 27, 2008
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dead monkey

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of poker with no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand
1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...
by LeviathanRX May 6, 2008
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Monkey Nuts

The previously unrecognized insanity of a friend, family member, coworker, or casual acquaintance. The condition of having hidden your mental dementia successfully for a considerable length of time but then are suddenly discovered to be tree swinging, shit flinging kookoo. Tragically failing to keep secret one's complete lack of sanity.
Yeah, I went to the shooting range with Sarah Palin, and damn if she didn't blast a Blue Jay for no damn good reason. That crazy ass bitch be Monkey Nuts!

Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.
by A Lovely Shart April 28, 2015
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Monkey Cunt

When you arguing with your homey and you need a smooth ass insult to put that little bitch in his place.
-"you wanna fucking die today homie?"
- " sit the fuck down you gay ass MONKEY CUNT."
by OneUglyAssBitch November 24, 2016
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Tit Monkey

An annoying fat person that is usually hairy and has rather large boobs.
The Tit monkey wouldn't stop asking for my lunch.
by Big boner123 March 27, 2016
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