Alex is a term used when your mate got a massive humongous 2 incher muncher pickle as it looks like a pickle, veiny green and disfigured. Hug him long enough he’ll sniff your address from which cleaning detergent you used. He often acts like a crab grabbing your cocks as if they were his life line. He was fast at running, running fast food to his room, to much running would start up his Syphilis which shows his immense experience in back door sandy, sandy also describes his face. His game is so elite that any girl in a party would smash him, any girl at the school of the blind. His finger game is the best making elton Johns Saturday night guitar game seem weak, but elton is gay and so is alex game where the finger are used to perform the helicopter. One cum shot down the wrong wind pipe can cause a liver turn white. His liver is not as weak as alex himself letting his dog peg him and any 2 yr old in the area , which is some reverse Paedophilia making the cops question where the restraining order should go till they hear how much alex enjoys the pegging by children, till one day one big male gaint guy stretch him out so much the children couldnt get their legs out his stomach, whilst they struggle their knees play his fragile liver like a accordion making his skin turn yellow and white like a light going on and off, this inherited flashlight signals real pedophiles to his location for his real true enjoyment he gained.
You see that mountain over there, no the bigger one that looks like a volcano, yes thats alex pimple.
by Bighonkjonk November 24, 2021
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