Squeer the Twa 

Smoking some dank, some of that purple Bmore shit, the most ill buds this side of the east coast. Coined by a venerable member of the FSB scene. Code for when you wanna enter the stone age.

"Whatup son, I'm looking to squeer the twa latter, you gonna be in the RPA?"

Squeer the Twa by montezuma smith March 1, 2009

Cue the Thunder. 

Pointing out something bad before it happens... Or when someone is about to get mad.

Person 1: "Ahhh shit I am so going to fuck up this presentation tomorrow."

Person 2: "Hahahaha, Cue The Thunder."

or

Person 1: "The next time I see him I'm going to fuck him up"
Person 2: "Uhh oh! Cue The Thunder. man."

Cue the Thunder. by Sugarcube414 July 16, 2010

pulled the tinks 

to goaltend or go for a rebound from a couple that is still dating, aka pulling the robbery

yo, did u hear about carl and sandy,
yeah dude, i heard that mike pulled the tinks on carl and stole her girl

pulled the tinks by npv April 19, 2011

Not The That 

A term used when there is an unfortunate event or happening leading to undesired results.

Example 1: Statement- "You turned my Coke into Pepsi" Reply- "Not the that".

Example 2: When you find out the woman you've been dating is really a man... NOT THE THAT!

Example 3: Woman- "Honey I'm pregnant again" Man- "Not the that!"

Not The That by Friends of Ridicule June 29, 2011

punished the toilet paper 

had a BM, diarrhea, pooped

coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk

"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."

"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."

"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."

punished the toilet paper by yewbetcha September 11, 2011

Hold the towel 

"Hold the towel" is a phrase you use when you hold a towel for your buddy while he fucks a hot chick, and hand it to him after he is done so he can towel off after washing up. And while he cleans up, you fuck the hot chick.

Jon: Man, that girl is so hot!
Steve: Yeah! Shall I hold the towel for you?

Hold the towel by whrionte May 5, 2015

Spill the Tea

Despite what the white girls who-only-watch-Ru-Paul's-Drag-Race say, spilling the tea DOES NOT infact mean gossip.

The word Tea refers to the letter T, the first letter in the word Truth. The act of Spilling the Tea could be aboit gossip but it's always supposed to be the Truth.

Proper Use of the Phrase:

- Ughh I hate my job
- Spill the Tea!
- My boss is horrible, he steals food out of the kitchen fridge all the time and never admits to it.

Incorrect (Mainstream) Use of the Phrase:
- OMG did you hear about the new girl
- Spill the Tea sis skhsksksk 🤪
- Apparently she fucks all of her professors to pass
- OMG what a skank!

Spill the Tea by AEagle18 July 25, 2019