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Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
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sucked dick, in a braces way

When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.
That event really sucked dick, in a braces way.
by BigBootayHoez January 28, 2024
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nuzzly muzzly lemme suck u qt~~

When the 40 year old obese man is sitting behinds his PC for 10 hours on dsicord. why u even searched this up bro u gay as hell ong
- nuzzly muzzly lemme suck u qt~~
- Bro kys rn
by pixelpeak November 21, 2023
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Suck Off

When someone holds someone else’s neck or head between their legs, usually involves keeping them rendered to submission between both thighs until they tap out or pass out.

Usually involves other people kicking or helping restrain the person currently undergoing a suck off to make sure it’s successful.
Come here, let me show you something.

What’s up.

*puts him in suck off position by slowly but surely lowering his head.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 23, 2023
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Welcome to the suck

Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.
Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.
by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 2, 2023
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he sucks

XXXTENTANCION HE DOES, dont care what any of yall niggas say modern music is shit and especially the cotton picking peoples music, like bruh lyrics are ass and instrumentals ass. go to my field and pick the cotton black as monkey
by jblox December 3, 2023
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