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penis holder 

A rope that is used when you the girl that is sucking you attaches a rope to your penis and gives it to you. You put the rope in your mouth as the girl slurps your testicles.
Jarrett: woah dude, she gave me my penis holder to me last night
Jeremy: wow cool dude
penis holder by Nev_121 May 11, 2018

Penis Flytrap 

Also known as penis captivus is uncommon action in intercourse where the muscles in a vagina clamp down on the penis more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to withdraw or better yet when the penis gets trapped in the vagina
"Oh no I got caught got in a penis flytrap"
"Jade is got a penis flytrap bro"

penis popper party 

The after-party of the pride parade.
Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

Penis Nest 

The folded up wad of toilet paper that men wedge into the front of a portojohn seat to prevent their penis from touching the front, inside, nasty part.
Mike left his penis nest wedged in the seat!
Penis Nest by MolestMyCorpse October 18, 2018

penis intercourse 

A saying used when two males use 30 inch strap ons to penetrate a spread crater of the bum. Once inside the term penis intercourse can be used to describe such actions. Using a regular 8 inch penis is not worthy of such a term. Best pleasure can be obtained from gold foil gucci branded strap on..
Man 1: What are Jim Parsons and Jean Carlos doing in that changing room.

Man 2: I thought I saw Jean with a strap on, maybe about 35.69 inches!
Man 1: OH JESUS! they might be having penis intercourse, and goly my strapper at home is only 15.96 inches this is an outrage!!
Man 2: Only 15.96 laughing hysterically u cheeky little shit, mine is 15.98 inches
Man 1: WOWZERS, shall we?
Man 2: I don't know the wives are at home.
Man 3: Pardon me but I believe I heard some racket coming from changing room 8. Would you know what it is?
Man 1: Oh we can't be sure but i'm certain I heard some artificial pieces knocking about gives man 3 a kinky look
Man 2: Shall we?
Man 3: We shouldn't....... but i cannot resist the urge to squeeze my 92.6987 inch gold foil strap on up the spread buttocks of another .
Man 1: Changing room 8 isn't the only soggy, yet slightly dry room here.
All of the men in harmony: OOOOH yaaaa, cum on man give it to me, oh yeeyyyey, harder, fuk 100 inches feels amazing!!!
Man 3: Hahah, not quite 100 inches, 92.6987 inches
penis intercourse by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 13, 2018

Penis Spaghetti 

Cum in long thin strands being ejaculated on to a plate of some sorts.
“Would you like a plate os penis spaghetti?”