Parking Lot Racing (noun) - 1. Where chumps that can't hang on the track go in order to avoid an ass dragging. 2. The place to go when you want to be a big fish in a VERY little pond.
Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.
Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.
Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Man we gonna do some parking lot racing....mainly 'casue we will get our asses handed to us at a real drag strip.
by F1XCELLERATOR November 7, 2013
Get the Parking Lot Racingmug. 
The act of exiting the theme park to meet in the car park for a bring your own prepared lunch because the prices are too high, the lines are long and the quality of food is often poor.
Have a great day kids and I'll see you all at 12pm for some theme park tailgate. Get a pass out at the gate and remember where the car is parked.
by Aussie-bloke December 8, 2013
Get the theme park tailgatemug. by MrLonely911 April 27, 2024
Get the Parkedmug. A group of individuals in a social setting that tend to travel much like pack animals. They tend to have lower than average IQ's, and exhibit behaviors much like one would see at a circus side show. This group can be comprised of both males and females.
It was an awesome party until the "Trailer Park Sideshow" arrived.....
"she arrived with her boyfriend and the rest of the Trailer Park Side Show"
"she arrived with her boyfriend and the rest of the Trailer Park Side Show"
by Rawkstar Mousai September 13, 2013
Get the Trailer Park Side Showmug. VISITOR: Dude, what happened to all of the strip clubs, hookers and street musicans in the Times Square area? This look likes a shopping center mall!
RESIDENT:The strip clubs, hookers and street musicans were theme-parked out of existence...
RESIDENT:The strip clubs, hookers and street musicans were theme-parked out of existence...
by 415man94102 April 20, 2011
Get the theme-parkedmug. 1. Just casually pick up your loadout(warzone) while your teammates are in a heavy gun battle
2. Just casually looting a building when your teammates are running to the buy station to pool money together for a loadout
3. Just casually getting killed in Warzone, getting bought back for the 7th time 007 style
2. Just casually looting a building when your teammates are running to the buy station to pool money together for a loadout
3. Just casually getting killed in Warzone, getting bought back for the 7th time 007 style
1. Look at him standing there at the ground loot just testing out each gun, when he could be here helping out the squad! Just Park-Ranger'ing the loot that guy
2. Let's get a loadout, ok let's go to the buy station, where's whats his name? Ahh he's still way back there just waiting for us to use our money on the load out, what a Park-Ranger that guy is!
3. Calling in a care package and teammate comes runs to it and takes what he wants before you can, just got Park-Ranger'd!
4. When you open ground loot, teammate swoops in and runs through maybe taking the money from it before you can, Just Park-Ranger'd you again!
2. Let's get a loadout, ok let's go to the buy station, where's whats his name? Ahh he's still way back there just waiting for us to use our money on the load out, what a Park-Ranger that guy is!
3. Calling in a care package and teammate comes runs to it and takes what he wants before you can, just got Park-Ranger'd!
4. When you open ground loot, teammate swoops in and runs through maybe taking the money from it before you can, Just Park-Ranger'd you again!
by Ojibweguy September 17, 2025
Get the Park-Ranger'dmug.