beat my meat

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007

party in my mouth

A metaphorical shindig in one's pie hole to which a large amount of people are invited. Often, but not always, connotates good taste, depending on the clause that comes after this phrase.

Positive: "It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!"

Negative: "It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up."

by Zeke April 9, 2005

slob on my knob

suck my dick

by Scoobster November 5, 2003

crawling in my skin

The feeling of withdrawling from heroin. When you cannot sit still u feel like you have to just jerk joints n muscles truly the worst feeling ever.

God Im Crawling In My Skin.. I Need Those Little Grains!

by JohnnyGenious July 9, 2011

Doing my box in

It is used to show you are annoyed. You say it when you're p***ed off. Generally used in Scotland.

"Christ, did you hear siobhan on saturday? she was doing ma box in!"

by Diddy October 2, 2004

as big as my dick

a phrase used to describe the length of something

i just bought a new flat screen tv

oh really, how big

fifty inches. it almost as big as my dick

by tmnt handshake January 25, 2011

my physics buddy

1.Senior Physics students help their juniors to excel in physics. This is a voluntary help which is 100% free of cost, so these volunteers are called physics buddies instead of physics tutors.

2. It also refers to www.myphysicsbuddy.com which is a site dedicated to online Physics tutoring and all kinds of Physics homework help.

1. My Physics buddy saved my life. I passed my Physics exam with his help. Thank you so much!
2. I am using www.myphysicsbuddy.com from last 2 years and physics is fun with their tutors.

by Sandra Spears February 23, 2013