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emo kid

People who think the film "Donnie Darko" is philosophical genius. Many also believe Blink 182 to be the best band ever 'cause their "lyrics" mean something... They are posers, wanabees and do not understand what a good lyric is. They mirror everyone around them and have no sense of who they truly are.
Emo Kid: Hey man wanna check out my vintage clothes?

Fellow Emo Kid: Yeh man. Where did you buy them?

Emo Kid: Hot Topic.
by silent shout August 4, 2006
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Tickle-Me-Emo

A spin-off toy of a Sesame Street doll that targets the Emo kids demographic. It involves 2 AA batteries and a small but trendy razor. Not reccomended for children under the age of pubescent angst.
Tickle-Me-Emo: When you tickle me, I cry and cut myself!
by gsb January 31, 2005
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The Holy Trinity of Emo

The name given to

Fall Out Boy (The Father)
Panic! At The Disco (The Son)
My Chemical Romance (The Holy Ghost)

when collectively put together.
The Holy Trinity of Emo are by far my favourite bands!

The Holy Trinity of Emo: if one lives, another dies

I really miss MCR from The Holy Trinity of Emo
by xovlntnaox November 9, 2014
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emo beard

A blow job from a emo. Male or female, doesn't really matter. Their hair hangs down off the cock and makes an emo beard.
That fagadeuche Pete gave some random hero a emo beard in the alley.
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 27, 2008
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The Official Emo Anthem

Welcome to the Black Parade- My Chemical Romance
This is the song that shows what it means to live. The g-note will always trigger me well is not even a trigger it's a piece of my heart breaking. Another one is I'm Not Okay(i promise) - My Chemical Romance. I'll miss them dearly.
*G-Note plays*

*slams into the wall while screeching lyrics*
This is The Official Emo Anthem. WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY! *crystal while family judges silently*
by Chimchim 😊 June 11, 2018
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emo life span

About 18 years
Dave: I've never seen an emo pensioner, I wonder why?
Bob: that's because they all hang themselve before the age of 18. That's an average emo life span
by Kellin.quinns.eyelash June 21, 2017
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National Emo Day

National Emo Day always takes place on December the 19th, and is celebrated all around the world, by emo's and non-emos alike.

It is a day for emos to celbrate their sub-culture, and for non-emos to pretend to be emo, for a day. Sometimes people use the day, as an excuse tyo
by BlackSouledBeast December 5, 2009
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