Mexican marriage

To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.

That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.

by Big Justin696969 October 4, 2021

Mexican Baseball

Getting jerked off on a populated school bus by a woman over 20 years older & ejaculating in your pants, leaving 40 different people absolutely disgusted.

That bud ride was absolute Mexican baseball, did you see the reaction that you got?

by anonymous May 5, 2022

Mexican U-Haul

verb:// Filling all usable space in an object.

Evan's mom, at the bingo hall next to Taco Shack, hooked up with Carlos and Juan. They went went back the rent by the hour hotel and had Mexican U-Haul with all of Juans' friends.....2 in the front, 15 in the rear.

by Crypto Jesus October 5, 2021

Mexican Doorway

The act of dropping a fart and letting someone walk into it.

Damn, i just got stuck in that Mexican doorway you left!

by Slightly-Odd June 8, 2023

Sweaty Mexican

Carlos

Sweaty Mexican

by Jjjjjjjjj1111 September 23, 2019

mexican easter bunny

the act of shitting in a Easter chocolate mold and giving it to someone

im gonna make a mexican easter bunny

by mexican easter bunny February 24, 2024

Mexican Stomach Churner

The act of pouring hot sauce (preferably tapatio) into a sexual partners asshole and proceeding to rail mentioned hole while screaming various mexican gritos

Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.

Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!

by AYoungOldie July 5, 2023