mexican casa

When a fat Mexican lady lives in a run down shack with 8 kids

We can't have 80 kids at the party this ain't a Mexican Casa

by EatThatRustyNail June 13, 2016

mexican years

When a Mexican reaches the age of 18, they only age 1 year for every 5 years!

Damn she fine, she must age in mexican years

by Daddyrocka September 10, 2021

hanging mexican

The tiny bit of shit that hangs on your arsehole hairs right at the end of taking a dump.

“Josh I had the most annoying hanging Mexican today”

Josh - “what’s a hanging Mexican?” .........

by Xante January 18, 2018

Mexican

A Mexican is a mutilated cow giving birth to a bee

Bro did you see that Mexican back there?

Yeah did you see the bee hanging out of its ass?

by CagedLemons23 February 21, 2020

Short Mexican

Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny

Guy 1: is that a short Mexican

Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him

Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN

Short Mexican: what do you want

Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go

short Mexican: nah ugly

by Jimmy John skimp July 8, 2022

Mexican Waterpark

To douse your partner in queso dip during the act of sex

Person 1: Samantha was not a fan of the Mexican Waterpark

Person 2: What? Is she racist?

by FriendlyNeighborhoodWriterMan December 3, 2021

Mexican Transport

A shitty pickup truck with a ton of people riding in the bed.

Rob: That Mexican transport has to be illegal. They got like 20 people stuffed into the back of that old truck
Jose: Naw man they doo dat all da time en mexico!!!

by ChildOfLivonia February 8, 2010