Dog In The Meat-house

Basically saying that you have you undies, thong, boxers, etc., stuck in the crack of your ass!

"you got a dog in the meat-house"

by Chyna_22 August 16, 2019

Meat Beat Bonanza

Ram Ranch Special. 18 cowboys in Ram Ranch choking the chicken in the shower

Yo wanna join our Meat Beat Bonanza?

by squiddytendies July 28, 2020

Chronic Meat Tickler

A person who masturbates frequently.

"Mate, you are a chronic meat tickler."

by The Great Great Wise One June 19, 2018

Meat Beat Mania

When you're gonna masturbate but you don't want it to sound disgusting or weird.

Bob: Hey, Johnny Where are you going?
Johnny: Oh i'm just gonna go play Meat Beat Mania
Bob: What's that?
Johnny: ;)

by BillyBobberina March 10, 2018

reverse meat stick

A wooden club held backwards to bonk someone

He used his reverse meat stick to whack me upside the head.

by Ooga booga smooga July 24, 2022

Sneakin'-on-ya-meat

Used when knowledge of a significant other's infidelity is unknown.

Jim: "Hey, did you know your wife was sneakin'-on-ya-meat?"
Billl: "Yeah, I came home thinking she was cooking macaroni and cheese. I was wrong"

by Bill Billingsworth August 26, 2021

Cock Meat Sandwich

A Sandwich Made Of Cock Meat, Preferably White. Though Black Meat Is Harder To Find, And Requires A Bigger Piece Of Bread.

Ali Is On The Cock Meat Sandwich Diet.

Jolie Ate A Huge Cock Meat Sandwich For Lunch Today.

by Mike Gabriel March 10, 2009