The Mexican Jacob

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.

No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!

by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022

Pulling a mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021

moist-backed mexican

A smexxy hispanic person.

Gerardo is MY moist-backed mexican!

by Mavilous August 4, 2007

Soggy Mexican

When you are plowing someone's hole, then slap avocado on the hole and continue plowing until it turns into guacamole and both parties eat some

Dude 1: Bro, how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Man it was awesome! I gave her a Soggy Mexican after the movie.

by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025

Mexican pancake

When someone cums of your faces and waits for it to dry so you can eat it

Let me make you into. a Mexican pancake babe

by Quizhpi the best April 21, 2023

Mexican Snow Dive

Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.

WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.

by anonymous December 30, 2023

Mexican handkerchief

The act of forcefully excreting mucosal sinus contents through one nostril and onto the ground (or floor) via the closing of the other whilst expelling air - likely originating in either the American southwest or Bible Belt, most prevalently used in the trucking and agricultural industries snot rocket farmer blow

I gave up lookin' fer a Kleenex and pulled out a Mexican handkerchief on the lobby floor.

by Wyndham Lewis April 30, 2012