because god hates noobs

The answer to a question you don't know the answer to. Trust me it works.

Cisco Teacher: David, can you please explain why you should send out an ARP request every time you renew your IP address on a class C network?

Me: ...because god hates noobs!

Cisco Teacher: 10 points on your next test as a bonus!

*we start making out(shes a chick btw, and super fine)*

by *insert middle finger here* June 22, 2006

Oh My God Particle

the gene in a person’s DNA that causes him or her to constantly text “OMG!”

I seems a large percentage of Twitter users must share the same DNA infected with the Oh My God Particle.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012

Their Eyes Were Watching God

Possibly one of the worst books ever written. Commonly applied as literative torture to High School freshmen.

"Why the hell are we reading this damn book?"

by PapaFrita March 12, 2005

Zipper-Suited Sun God

US Air Force slang for a pilot.

The zipper suit refers to a flight suit - the one-piece garment worn by air crew members.

Check out the Zipper-Suited Sun God over there, acting like he owns this bar.

by Bill gronos July 2, 2009

God Motha' fuckin DAYM

The Catch-Phrase said by 2020 Presidental Candidate Chester Stone.

Person 1: "Look at this pack of Newports"
Chester Stone: "God Motha' fuckin DAYM!"

by Choblo November 28, 2020

God Knows I Tried

God knows I tried is best song to ever exist. It's by Lana Del Rey.

What's the best song ever?
Oh it's God knows I tried

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn August 22, 2021

Good Morning & God Bless

Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.

It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.

John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!

by kboof May 23, 2018