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Cum Guzzling Slut Muffin 

Noun - A person who is filled with cum regularly and likes to wear slutty clothes. Also their physical shape is of a Muffin.

Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.
Guy 1 - hey what page are we on?
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.

Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.
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noun: 1. A beverage made with steamed male ejaculate; 2. A Latin term that distinguishes a college degree, typically awarded to campus sluts.
"There are lots of hidden drinks at Starbucks not on the menu. For example, my favorite barista makes a mean cum latte."

"Her parents were so proud to watch her graduate, especially since she graduated magna cum latte."
cum latte by NarstyMan September 28, 2013
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cum dumpster 

Someone who likes to drink the cum...
That Richard guy is such a cum dumpster.
cum dumpster by Marky_marker November 29, 2007

cum slut butt fuck 

A gay man who gives head often.
Jeremy is cum slut butt fuck who enjoys using his cum receptacle to recieve sperm from other males and hermaphrodites with penises.
cum slut butt fuck by Chobby July 16, 2008
Noun. - 1. A homosexual slut that usually smells of cum and ejaculate fluids. A man who openly acts in a homosexual manner while around other guys, both out in public and behind closed doors. A man that will participate in homosexual acts with almost anyone, either those that give consent or not. The person is usually bisexual, but sometimes completely homosexual. Usually one of those kids on your sports team or in your P.E. class that acts extremely gay in the locker room.
- 2. A word expressing endearment. Usually one of those kids on your sports team or in your P.E. class that acts extremely gay in the locker room
Example 1. - The cum cat laid in the boys locker room, dripping wet with jiz and exhausted from a hard day's work.
Example 2. - Hey ya big cum cat.
Cum Cat by Ray696969 March 10, 2008

cum dumpster pony pumper

another name to insult someone.
americans love to run words together just to make up new slang. your a cum dumpster pony pumper
cum dumpster pony pumper by 55313 February 20, 2009

cum popsicle 

$$$$$$$$$$ yes


money
cum popsicle by the ninja July 30, 2004