cum glove

What your hand turns into after you ejaculate semen into it.

"I couldn't find anyplace to shoot my load, so I ejaculated into my hand. Now I need to wash off my cum glove."

by bergzenerpro April 4, 2008

Cum Scallop

A semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex. The receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. This snack is often garnished with salt.

Dude, I ate my girlfriends cum Scallop last night. It was delicious!

by CumGuzzler September 18, 2012

Cum Bum

An embarrassing bum cyst between the ass cheeks.

When popped, it resembles a river of cum flowing to Brown town.

1) "Cum Bum" said like an angry old man shouting at a young kid, Cummm Bummm!!!!

by Mr Cornhole October 11, 2011

cum catcher

panty liner, tampon, etc., used to soak up cum after intercourse

she put the cum catcher in so she wouldn't mess her panties

by Barry273 September 12, 2006

cum dump

Someone who gets in Dale Earnhardt's way on a race track.

Casey Mears is a cum dump.

by bob November 16, 2004

Cum Cubes

It's like ice cubes but you use cum.

"Yo bro you got any cum cubes?" "Nah but I have cum cubes."

by 3pic_Gam3r September 14, 2018

cum squatter

Someone who is craving cock at anytime and does a shitty job at his or her workplace.

Tends to be indigenous to Hilton Head Island, SC.

"Eric had to deal with one big cum squatter in Hilton Head"

by A dawg March 16, 2005