hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.

A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."

by supereboy February 4, 2021

The biggest bird

Who is the biggest bird

Kayden Lee is the biggest bird

by DaTrueBiggestBird February 6, 2023

Bird Feeding

Cumming in someone’s mouth and they, in turn, pass along to you or someone else.

My girlfriend gave me a blow job and tried bird feeding me with my own cum but I politely declined.

by Beags Reid October 13, 2018

My bird

A word commonly used by roadmen meaning a girlfriend or a good female friend

Maddie is well fit

Yeah fam she’s my bird

by Soggy nugget October 19, 2021

Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.

Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.

by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023

A little flappy bird

When you or someone else is in a bit of a flap/anxious/flustered

Sorry about earlier, I was just a little flappy bird

by MSDorset September 2, 2023

Big Bird Special

Using a birds white poop as lube to jerk someone off

Lay down Ruben, I’m gonna give you a Big Bird Special with this pelican

by Wayne Dunlap October 19, 2025