Low-balled

When you surprise someone with an unexpected and undesirable result.

"You low-balled me!!"

Jim the Builder was in a program. He was caught drinking at the program. He was allowed to continue in the program for two days but we were secretly planning to can him. After two days, we dismissed him. He said, "Hey, you low-balled me!!"

by Jim the Builder October 29, 2009

gay as balls

Originally the term "gay as balls" had a very different meaning and was used to describe an event who's gaiety matched those of formal balls (dance).

I hear Florence's lawn party was gay as balls.

by Ballroom Queeny January 14, 2011

Legit as BALLS

Something so legit that it can only be compared to the male genitalia.

Your mom. Legit as BALLS

by Cojones_ June 12, 2011

Ball juggler

A gay man that likes to hold balls in his hands and swing them around. Usually with more than one other guy.

"Man! Gerald is such a ball juggler! I walked into his room and he had like 6 balls in his hand, and all the 3 guys were enjoying it!"

by TheAntiBallJuggler April 29, 2009

pube balls

Balls of hair held together by a portion of lint. They are not necessarily made of pubes, but are so nasty that they are on the same level.

Harry's bedroom is crawling with pube balls.

Everything was find until I found a pube ball in my cereal.

Why must every carpet I live on be covered in pube balls?

by Skullthuggery June 4, 2007

mouth to ball

To describe a certain scenario or location as being off-key or slightly crazy.

"It looks pretty mouth to ball in there"
"The whole night was rather mouth to ball"

by Shaun The Sheep March 13, 2008

Ball-Cock

(noun) A strange and rare condition where the affected has one large sac and testicle in place of a penis. Always coupled with Penis-Nuts.
See Penis-Nuts.

a: I saw Martin showering in the locker room today. that ball-cock really freaks me out.
b: I know, it's just not natural.
a: Makes you wonder, when he gets a boner, is it in the penis-nuts or the ball-cock?
b: Truly one of life's mysteries.

by kevcoch January 28, 2008