/j

/J is bullshit that nerds use, it means "joke" and is used by weak and stupid people who think everything can be offfensive

Ex: i like sleeping /j.

by Anon37 September 15, 2023

Chillin j at kava

A chill dude who serves the best drinks, and makes vibes music.

Yo you going to Kava tonight? Chillin j at Kava is severing the vibe sesh

by Shainemusic August 18, 2022

Jariel J

Jayden G’s best friend forever!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Jariel J You're My Best Friend Forever

by ArtistThePinpoint March 24, 2023

Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

j

the person allegra is in love with

x: what makes you smile sm?

alle: j!!

by i6y November 21, 2021

J-Hoffed

When your car runs out of gas, you kick in to neutral and go smooth sailing about a qrt of a mile. And then kick it back into drive about 100- yards give or take. REPETITVELY

I J-Hoffed my car last night, I am completely out of gas.

by bncreampie July 16, 2021

J-Tizzy Goat

A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).

Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.

J-Tizzy Goat the game started half an hour ago why haven't you left home.

by Everythingismint September 4, 2023