facebook roundabout

You start on Facebook, then say you're bored of it, and then after visiting just a few more sites find yourself back on Facebook without realising it.

i was on facebook got tired of it and before i knew i was on facebook agian wtf facebook roundabout!!

by guitarist2012 January 7, 2012

satnav roulette

Repeatedly selecting the same, often familiar, destination to see what route it will take you. Works best with units that offer dynamic routing based on traffic.

"I wonder which way I should drive home tonight? Time for a game of satnav roulette!"

by flashgordon1971 February 4, 2012

Alaskan Roughie

In Alaska, it's too cold for handjobs (skin on skin), so women there rub the top of the male's pants until they reach a climax. It's quite rough.

My girl just gave me an Alaskan Roughie in the car last night, since it was way too cold for handie.

by Farfugnuttin February 11, 2012

Russian Roulette wings

An order of mild chicken wings with one suicide wing.

"Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."

by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012

Denver Roundhouse

When you throw shit at someones face. Usually for a crappy joke or to get back at somejuan. Preferably a large amount of shit.

I caught my best friend fucking my girlfriend so I Denver Roundhoused him til he puked.

I Denver Roundhoused my lover for taking it up the ass with another guy.

Clyde: Dude, wake up..
Tyrone: What the fuck is that dank smell homie
Clyde: DENVER ROUNDHOUSE !

by GMo24 February 23, 2012

Advil Roulette

Since someone with stomach problems like Crohn's Disease can only sometimes tolerate Advil, taking it will either lead to that person feeling better or explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the phrase is derived from Russian Roulette because you never know which time the Advil will end in explosive diarrhea.

I'm going to play Advil Roulette to make this headache go away.

by crohns kid April 20, 2013

counting roundabout

A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.

"Man, Ned's such a counting roundabout. Did you see him there again today?! Freak.."

by leonlikesbum February 11, 2014