May 15th

National Lick Your Homies Tiddy Day.

Dude is May 15th lemme lick your tiddy! Uh why? Because it’s national lick your homies tiddy day bro!

by Tiddys man May 14, 2022

2nd of May

The 2nd of May is official be nice to brunettes day! Go up to your brunette friend and give her a hug and tell her that she is loved :)

Hey it's the 2nd of May! I'm going to be nice to every brunette I see on the street.

by Ihatemaths221 February 9, 2022

May 4th

National let me bite that ass day

Hey its May 4th, let me bite that ass??

by shmerlz May 1, 2024

May

A hella fun and kind person. She makes you laugh easily and and would stand up for her friends in any situation. She’s very competitive and confident when she wants to be. She can be belligerent and a tease you too much sometimes, but means well and will be there for you in the long run. Overall A Fucking amazing person, beautiful inside and out.

PersonA: who’s that she’s gorgeous
PersonB: Yh that’s may, she’s so fun you’d love her

by anonymous December 3, 2022

Paige May

A Paige May is a brown eyed, brown haired rejection machine. She likes to string a Josiah along because he said something stupid. A Paige May is also a nice and caring person and has cool voice (she bakes well too).

"she rejects Josiah's like a Paige May"

by Josiah Levi August 15, 2019

May 5

Cristina’s birthday

The day the most wonderful person was born

May 5 : National holiday.
Crissi’s birthday

by .....Crisi..... May 5, 2021

May 19

National Send Nudes Day

A day where you send nudes to the people you love.

Guy: “it’s May 19th and I’ve been waiting for this day all year”

Friend: “sure bro, just give me a sec”

by your judgmental dog May 18, 2024