Scholarly gentle-douche

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.

Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."

by Sokolebowski November 7, 2011

death douche

Someone who has to tell everyone about who just died.

- Hey dude, Jerry Lewis died. I can't believe it. So sad.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.

by PlugYourBlogDotCom September 7, 2017

Douche nozzle

/noun/ad•jec•tive/
Another level of rude, inconsiderate and/or non-amicable jerk face.

Cool guy 1: "Mr. King is a stalker."
Cool guy 2: "What a douche nozzle."

by RockinSanDiego December 17, 2016

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.

My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.

by milpoolSK April 24, 2023

Douche Old

How a douche bag can look older than they really are.

How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?

Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.

by microk December 16, 2010

[douche]

A douche is a cleaner of the you know what also know as:
1.Sadia M.
2.George W. Bush Jr.

If Sadia and Bush, aka douche one and douche two, made babies, what would they be?
HMMMMMMMMM. Let's ponder that one.

by A Very Lovely Person June 13, 2007