Door conference 

A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.

"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!

Door conference by longrider700 January 30, 2015

time confetti 

the amount of time in doing little tasks throughout a day

In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.

time confetti by zodiacoflom March 4, 2015

breath confidence 

To act like your shit doesn't stick. To walk with your head high and everyone needs to earn your time.

"You want that girls attention you have to ignore her and breath confidence."

breath confidence by Vintagevixen March 27, 2015

non-conformist 

A non-conformist is someone so obsessed with being different that they go to great lengths to avoid social norms; typically, you can identify them in a shopping mall because they all dress alike, listen to the same non-conformist music, and read the same non-conformist literature.

As it happens, it is also non-conformist to have any sense of self-awareness or irony beyond surface-level sarcasm and "snark".

"Who the hell are those guys?"
"They're the non-conformists."
"How can you tell?"
"Because they've all got blue hair and nose-rings."

non-conformist by PaulTheGreater August 15, 2015

Non Conformist 

A non conformist is someone who does not think, act, or behave in a way that could be classified as "normal" in their own social environment. Everyone can be classified as a "non-conformist" in some way because conforming is really someones perception of what is normal or acceptable. The more people who think, act or behave a certain way, the more "those" people feel empowered to tell you "their" way is "Normal". And since normal cannot be quantified, we each have to decide for ourselves to what degree we want to conform.

On mondays everyone wore blue, but Billy chose to wear red because he doesn't like blue, and everyone said he was a non conformist.

Non Conformist by WhtTiger66 May 5, 2016

Ass confidence 

When a woman is very confident in the size of her booty.

Stacy has a high level of ass confidence after her surgery.

Ass confidence by renegaj September 19, 2016

Poop confetti 

Aka, dingleberries. The tiny balls of toilet paper left behind when wiping.

"Dad, Kai's poop confetti is floating in the bathtub."

Poop confetti by Clickbyclick October 13, 2016