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Jerk off with the bros day

On September 3 and 4th it is national jerk off with the bros day. Grab the dick of your best bro and have him grab yours and then go to town. There can be just one bro or 50 bros there is never enough.
Bro 1: Hey bro you know it’s national jerk off with the bros day?

Bro 2: Oh really? Take off your clothes and let’s get started.
Bro 1: Fuck yeah!
by Yuh-yuh-heee August 21, 2022
mugGet the Jerk off with the bros daymug.

Im so mcgriddled, bro.

Being extremely high off the marijuana.
Dude i just smoked a fat spliff and now im so mcgriddled, bro.
by Bustanut5000 August 16, 2013
mugGet the Im so mcgriddled, bro.mug.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

The worse iteration of Super Smash Bros. ever.
Hay guiz wanna play some Super Smash Bros. Brawl??

Fuck brawl it sucks.
by lolwtfblackblood November 3, 2009
mugGet the Super Smash Bros. Brawlmug.

Passport Bros

Passport Bros are incel white men who seek for Girlfriend and Wife in Asia. They are racist assholes, as they don't consider Africa. They think the next best thing to Western Women is Asian women. They are not so different from their Pedo Bros (white men who travel to Thailand and Philippines to have sex with kids). They become "Passport Bros" because they are seeking traditional wife who clean, cook, and looking after kids, becayse western men are mostly conservative and traditional assholes. Its also ironic considering Asian women accuse Asian men to be conservative and traditional.
James is a passport bros, he's looking for a submissive women who cook and clean. No, Black women in Africa is not an option, cause the next best thing to white is apparently yellow.
by Jurassic Parking Lot September 10, 2023
mugGet the Passport Brosmug.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

A game for the Nintendo Switch made by Masahiro Sakurai which has gotten useless updates and shitty fighters for the past year
Dad: "Hey son, what're you playing?"

Kid: "Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!"

It has been 6 years after that statement and the child's father has not been seen ever since.
by ballsack overlord September 10, 2021
mugGet the Super Smash Bros. Ultimatemug.

Bro-tato chip

When you and your bro get to pet names.. That's dope
"That's right, Bro-tato chip I got some nice puss yesterday"
by VinnyBoiTellEm October 13, 2016
mugGet the Bro-tato chipmug.

don't tase me, bro

A phrase popular with white college students due to its usefulness in dealing with the police. Famously uttered by Andrew Meyer in a dozen YouTube clips. Note that this phrase should ONLY be used if you believe that an officer of the law is your "bro" (hence its unpopularity with the non-white/non-rich)
Don't tase me, bro! Ow!!! Owwwwwwwwww!
by Touchable Garments October 7, 2007
mugGet the don't tase me, bromug.

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