angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024

Avery bird

Avery bird has tiny shmeat, alas, this is compensated by his mega smart brain.

Avery bird is a gooning sigma, he might need to jelq, but he will 3D print a machine to do it for him.

by Sigma_gooner69 May 18, 2024

Flappy bird

A female with enormous beef curtains, (fanny flaps)

I took her home last night, and when I went down on her, my face took several beatings on each side from them gigantor flaps. She was a proper 'flappy bird.'

by Disinthehouse November 25, 2021

BAKED BIRD

ˈbeɪkt bə d noun

under the influence of chicken wings.

"GET BAKED NOT FRIED"

"Hey, how's it going?, Shall we get BAKED BIRD tonight?"
"Who's feeling to get BAKED BIRD?"

by Baked Bird November 28, 2021

BIRD

Bird is the word the

Actually I think the word is BIRD !

by Watup Derby December 4, 2021

Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"

by Axtrium December 4, 2021

Ice the bird

Giving someone a cumshot on the back after doggy

When we fuck I Always Ice the bird.

by Yag thorax February 10, 2024