tit-tastic

a person with small boobs and has very large tits

Hey look at her, she's obviously cold because she's tit-tastic

by Devin McCabe May 4, 2008

forge tit

An overly sarcastic professional, unfitting for their title.

"I'm afraid you have cancer", the doctor said.

"What are my chances of living?", asked Kevin.

"Pretty great, if you mean until tomorrow"

"You're such a forge tit."

by zfzmikey May 30, 2017

long range tit

In call of duty 4 you can name your weapon classes, therefore a long range tit is a sniper rifle

Ha I dipped on that dude in his domepiece with my long range tit!

by VulcanRaven October 5, 2008

tit get lit

is when everyone is really drunk at a party then you go up to a black chick with bitching tits and light both her nipples on fire, you only do it when she is a real bitch

did you see joe last night? he pulled off this years first tit get lit!

by tit be gones June 28, 2011

shake your tits

shaking your tits violently

do you like to shake your tits?

by snakeyourbons January 7, 2011

Piss my tits

Can be used to mean anything you want e.g. anger, surprise, frustration
Can be used referring to oneself or others
Variations include:
pissing my tits,
pissing my titties,

Dude we can't go in my older brothers room or he's really gonna piss his titties!

I'm really pissing my tits over this essay.

(Guy 1 jumps out and scares guy 2) Guy 2: Holy crap! I just pissed my titties big-time!

Hey, shut up or I'm going to piss my tits!

by Lead Gorilla March 18, 2009

Ah Sugar Tits!

A phrase used in a time of distress or discomfort. An alternative to "ah shit!" or "Ah fuck!". ONLY to be used in times of distress or discomfort otherwise the phrase loses it's meaning.

Example:
Teacher: I want a three page essay on (Insert book title here) tomorrow.
Student 1: Wait don't we have that science project due tomorrow? I haven't even started it man.
Student 2: Yeah we also got that math test.
Student 1: Ah Sugar Tits!

by CaptainTophat March 21, 2012