Golden Throat Tickler

A crisp golden lager on a hot summers day

mate its been a long week, sunday sesh and a golden throat tickler?

by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022

oh my ticker

Used to express amazement or surprise.

Oh my ticker! That's awesome.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Gobbleygourd wang tickler

Derogatory term.

Hey, you're a Gobbleygourd wang tickler

by friendsde February 24, 2023

Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.

Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.

by goochy goochy April 15, 2023

Bareback Knob Tickler

The string that hangs off the IUD (form of contraception) inside the woman's vagina

Man, I was deep inside this chick last night and I could feel the bareback knob tickler stroking on my cock with each pump

by PotatoPunani June 17, 2023

Fiddler’s Tickle

Which someone’s head in your lap you slowly gain an erection that works it’s way into their ear

As he tried to rest his weary eyes in his friend’s lap he was jolted awake by a fiddler’s tickle.

by Alogen Jonaziger July 24, 2023

happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.

“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023